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Meaning Demotivational Poster

THIS GUY HAS SWAG - he also seems confident and happy....



TAGS: red eye tear 2 meanings
Rating: 4.65/5

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motinet - November 24, 2014, 7:11 pm

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oldthrashbar - April 18, 2013, 9:39 pm
I've actually read and learned from personal experience that more often than not.. its the other way around.
robbidos - December 11, 2012, 1:27 am
very well done
mariand - August 18, 2011, 3:32 pm
well done...

MEANINGLESSNESS - "Do you not know, poor mortals, that life is a race to dissolution?" -Seneca

TAGS: seneca meaningless
Rating: 4.31/5

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TheOne - December 13, 2010, 3:20 pm
TheOne - December 13, 2010, 3:20 pm
% Wins For you sir...or mam.
GySgt1811 - December 13, 2010, 2:09 pm
Ovid, Horace, Seneca...gotta love dem ol' Romans. Don't get no better 'til ya start diggin' in 12th century Arabic. 5 Iambic Pentameters.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 1:42 pm
don't take that to heart...Forseti gives everyone skull. (see a doctor)
foresti - December 13, 2010, 1:27 pm
nice and deep. great start! 5 skulls from me

THOSE WACKY ASIANS - They'll eat anything!

TAGS: new meaning to h** dog
Rating: 3.08/5

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LogicDude - December 14, 2009, 4:40 pm
I said I wanted you to suck on my DONG not my DOG...dammit!

CHRISTMAS SWEATERS - The gift that says I hate you!

TAGS: gift meaning hate
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 26, 2012, 10:34 pm
Well I thinks it safe to say the guy in the middle bottom row...never will get married...the others their mother-in-laws gave them the sweaters teehee.
Silverheart - December 26, 2012, 8:06 pm

At leasr not to women good enough to prevent them from putting on those nightmarish sweaters. 5 'gee thanks grandma' Lions
greentea - December 26, 2012, 7:32 pm
Would it be safe to a**ume that none of these men are married?

THE MEANING OF LIFE - Cliff notes version.



TAGS: when did shiver me timbers become a pick up line raising mast walking the plank all have new and disturbing meanings
Rating: 3.75/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 3:20 pm
WELL, you are wearing mascara!?


TAGS: pajero meaning wanker tosser
Rating: 4.55/5

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forseti - May 31, 2011, 2:42 am
just be careful if your next deployment is in Spain. It's know as Montero in Spanish speaking countries (and Shogun in the UK, whyever).
Micamars - May 30, 2011, 8:51 pm
That's funny I drove a Mitsubishi Pajero all over Kosovo on my last deployment.

WINNING - If somebody spits on your back, ignore it. It only means that you're ahead. -Confucian

TAGS: confucian wise many meanings confucian
Rating: 4.21/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 3, 2013, 12:41 pm
This is an awesome confucius saying. 5 wise lions.
the1stCOMMI3 - April 7, 2011, 11:00 am
Confucian, Confucious, you know who i'm talking about
Derek - April 6, 2011, 7:15 pm
Confucian != Confucius? Confusing.


TAGS: gunsh** coffin death same meaning
Rating: 4.71/5

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Reality Lord - September 10, 2012, 6:25 am

Nice. The pic alone gives me the shivers
Greeny - October 7, 2011, 5:17 am
RIP Tin Cans, Paper Targets and Clay Pigeons

Seriously?!? -

TAGS: racist terms derogatory italian romany sicilian spaniard egyptian lost in meaning
Rating: 4.33/5

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EmilioDumphque - July 4, 2014, 11:44 pm
Probably Irish "travelers".

Pole Dancing -

TAGS: pole dancing elderly meanings
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 24, 2013, 11:30 am
Crotchety!!! A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells! So...guess you'll never know...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:08 pm
So I'm guessing, Priss, by your motifakes you're... between 50 and 55? (Serious question - no troll. My wife is astounded at my age guessing gift; wondering if it works over the internet)
maoworks2 - August 23, 2013, 7:46 am
That Looks Handy I Want One.
MissPriss - August 23, 2013, 1:25 am
Thanks for the 5L and for not making me share it with Mr. Gary!
MissPriss - August 23, 2013, 1:24 am
Mr. Gary!!! Bahaha!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:09 am
5L Priss, and 5L for GaryO's comment. lol!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:08 am
GaryO - August 22, 2013, 7:28 pm
HOOOOAAH! Either I’m gettin’ excited or my stool softener is kickin’ in.


TAGS: teh meaning
Rating: 4.39/5

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agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 1:07 am
Ow. 5L.
spacedog - April 14, 2010, 6:59 pm
Nice one Anything, 5Ls. Very demotivating.
forseti - April 14, 2010, 6:05 pm
Welcome to my life... 5 Lifes for you ;)

DIFFERENT HEADINGS - Sometimes Have The Same Meaning !!!

TAGS: different heading same meaning women men zombies brains
Rating: 2.79/5

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Jmac0585 - May 28, 2009, 11:15 am
I say: Wealthy Newspapers Their classifieds can differentiate between brain-s****** fiends and money-s****** fiends.

Indisputable -

TAGS: same words different meaning hard boiled eggs beat sentences
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 30, 2014, 8:55 am
But rather easy to fertilize....unfortunately.
Cannabal - January 30, 2014, 5:39 am
But an egg over-easy is hard to make....
EmilioDumphque - January 30, 2014, 12:07 am
But a broken drum...

it takes an honest man -

TAGS: ad sense add meaning
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 1:49 am
Honest/stupid about the same thing.

Say What? -

Chubbies -

TAGS: vintage ads kids overweight meanings
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 28, 2013, 12:51 pm
Bahaha! Well thanks for the chat either way.
falloutghoul - June 27, 2013, 7:32 pm
Nooo, I'm afraid I'll scare off the childrens.
MissPriss - June 27, 2013, 5:15 pm
Ohhh fallout...you can't leave me hanging like that! Spit it out...teehee.
falloutghoul - June 25, 2013, 8:54 am
Weird, I thought they meanth something else....nevermind.

I Said... -

TAGS: women words meanings
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 3, 2014, 11:57 am
Yep... when I want to tell a man what to do, where to go or anything else, no p****footin' around! From one gal to another thanks for the 5ers.
lgvernon - January 3, 2014, 11:46 am

Oh, I dunno, Prissy. I expect you're as plainspoken as I am. I usually cut straight to the chase. Same with 'fine', which translates to STFU. I washed out of charm school. 5LLLLL

k.i.s.s.i.n.g -

Twisted Words -

TAGS: sentence read different meaning will giveaway material goods
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 30, 2014, 8:59 am

Be Afraid -

Go Ahead Make Her Day -

TAGS: women words phrases meanings
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - January 3, 2014, 1:49 am
Glad to hear it...feeling so outnumbered with all you guys and really need a few gals to view them...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 2, 2014, 11:27 am
Loved the series, and so did my wife! Lol

Fine! -

Cheap Sandals -

TAGS: kindness poverty meaningful priceless hammy
Rating: 4.8/5

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- June 19, 2013, 1:13 pm
The street gets a lot softer and a lot unblistering h** after he goes "Oh Abdullah I have some sandals for you that some crazy American gave me, no don't worry about it, I know a guy."
- June 19, 2013, 1:13 pm
The street gets a lot softer and a lot unblistering h** after he goes "Oh Abdullah I have some sandals for you that some crazy American gave me, no don't worry about it, I know a guy."
MashiMashi - June 19, 2013, 1:06 pm
I don't want to take away from this poster.....but this girl or guy, gave those sandals to a relative or aquiantaence. Because he knows how it feels to be sandaless, but now how it feels to be charitable, to be a provider
lgvernon - June 19, 2013, 12:32 am

This is fabulous! Great job!~

Only Words -


TAGS: meaning innocence child
Rating: 4.73/5

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MissPriss - December 26, 2012, 1:34 am
Thanks for the read :)
Iconoclast - December 26, 2012, 12:29 am
Thanks for the reminder. Hope your Christmas was wonderful.

Twisted Words -

TAGS: play on words meanings farmers fields cows bulls
Rating: 4.64/5

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MissPriss - April 12, 2014, 9:56 pm
Take his wife...seriously?
Bandit5906 - April 12, 2014, 7:32 pm
Ouch! Rodney Dangerfield?

LOST IN TRANSLATION - Not this time.

MOTIFAKE ROASTS - It is hard for us mere mortals to write roast jokes about the famous Motifakers when we don't get so SEE all your shenanigans

Q - Questionably Quirky, Quivering With Queer, Quab While Quackling, Quaesitum For A Quasi.

TAGS: oddly strange while shaking with indifference of maturity while suffocating and searching for a meaning xp a poet i am
Rating: 3.05/5

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TrueGrave - February 9, 2012, 3:21 pm
4Ls for your retaliation rhyme, made me chuckle :)
Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 2:11 am
For those who do not understand what this means, try looking at the tags. Although accurate, a word or two must be inferred from the true meaning to make the general point across.
snyderguyz - January 8, 2010, 7:27 am
You forgot Quisp - the world's most awesome cereal - it's a 70's thing.
Treehodger - January 8, 2010, 3:02 am
Wha... Hesh, ehhh! 1/5 Lions?? Man you guys have no love for poets. Fine. "Here I Sit, Broken Hearted, Tried To ****, But Only Farted, Here I Stand, A Little Depressed, I Force A Fart, But **** My Pants." HAPPY?! XD

Whole New Meaning -

TAGS: 127 movie meaning backwards amputee arm found
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 13, 2016, 1:47 pm
Kindasick is my middle name...thanks 'cern.
concern3 - August 13, 2016, 5:45 am
Kinda sick but a definite UP yours
MissPriss - August 12, 2016, 10:30 am
Yeah yeah yeah spelling Nazis...hear
MissPriss - August 12, 2016, 10:20 am
I here there's a sort of sequel coming out called 15 Minutes about a man who loses his p*nis in a cavern but no matter how hard you try you can't watch that one backwards :~)
Reality Lord - August 12, 2016, 9:13 am

Love it

When I was your age -

Ashes to Ashes -

M-249 SAW vs Sawbuck -